this thread amused me somewhat more than the Anonymous Armenian's comment. My amusement, after all, is what matters.
Victoria, if you would be so kind as to give me your address in a reply to this thread (I promise that I will NOT publish your personal information) I will forward it to the publisher, and soon you will receive a fresh, new paperback copy of the Common English Bible. (Sadly, you may find a few books missing, as it is a Protestant edition. The CEB does publish an edition with the Apocrypha, it just doesn't happen to be the one they are giving away).
Anonymous Armenian, I have a consolation prize for you. Come to text study Tuesday morning to collect it! And don't despair of getting a Bible. I'll be giving them away at the rate of one a week for the next 11 weeks.
God bless and thanks for playing!